Amongst the claims of local conspiracy theorists, perhaps one of the strangest comes from the otherwise anonymous individual going by the online username of ‘Cold’. On multiple occasions ‘Cold’ has maintained that Horsingdon and its neighbouring parishes have long been afflicted by strange and uncanny signals oozing down from the stars - and from other nameless abysses and nebulous zones of being and entity which lurk at the hinterlands of human perception and comprehension.
The mysterious ‘Cold’ has also averred first-hand knowledge of a programme of decoding and decipherment of said signals by Ministry listening stations such as the one depicted above, which has apparently been in existence since the early 1950s. Furthermore, ‘Cold’ insists that Ministry boffins have made use of a range of esoteric technologies (which the Axis powers initially sought to mobilise during the final years of World War II) to filter the anomalous broadcasts through syntactic structures of inhuman paralinguistic grammars, occult cryptographic algorithms, and hypergeometric computational matrices generated by an alien mathematics. According to ‘Cold’, despite the Ministry’s best efforts (which have also apparently resulted in multiple, mysterious and unaccountable instances of death and insanity amongst research staff involved in the project) it remains (thankfully) doubtful that these wholly-otherworldly transmissions have or will ever be persuaded to reveal their frightful secrets.
Nonetheless, ‘Cold’ continues to assert that the monstrous static bleed produced by these alien signals continues to contaminate the psychic topographies of Horsingdon with highly infectious memetic pathogens, such that the region has been accounted by some occultists as a Centre of Pestilence: a place where Those Who Wait broke through of old, to pollute the world with Their Foulness - and where They shall break through again at the appointed season.
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